Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Tax System - Explained With Beer

Pretty easy way to explain things. I am Kajagugu and I approve this message:

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 ( 25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics
University of Georgia

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her
husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called
his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife
that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her
husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over,
and two said he was still there.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Catching Up with Kajagugu

Some updates for my loyal readers. I mean those of you who are left. I looked at FeedBurner stats and I lost about 25% of my readership. Just like the markets. Hey, I have an idea! Maybe I can go public? They could make me a Dow stock. That would be cool...

Played some poker, the live kind, last weekend at the neighborhood game at JJ & CJ's house. We were only 8 and I sucked it up big time. Because in the first game I lost a race with AK to QQ. I mean, I almost won the race because I did hit that Ace on the flop. But then BrainMc picked up his two outer. So standard. Then I decided to stop & go with presto. And go I did. Because CJ had AK and flopped an Ace. Awesome play by me there.

I don't even remember the second game. Or maybe that was the second game and i can't remember the first? Damn, I used to remember every hand I played. Oh well, age.

Got some spectacular golf in the last few days as well. Parental units were here for a visit and I had to rescue my dad from an entire week of sitting around in malls with my mom. We played The Frog, which is probably my fav course here in the ATL area. I once read that Tom Fazio is a great designer because his courses look beautiful and tough but in fact they are really easy and you never get into too much trouble. Even with those gigantic bunkers with the white powdery sand.

First game we played we tied 87-87. My dad plays 4 times a week and is around a single digit handicap at his home course. I play 4 times a year and don't have a handicap anymore. Unless you consider that all my irons draw like Picasso a handicap. So we tied. I had 4 (four, yes FOUR!) birdies on the round. I had back to back birdies on two of the toughest holes on the back nine. Here's how that went:

Hole 12. Toughest hole on the back 9. Slight dogleg right with an approach shot over a small ravine to an elevated green with a false front and steep roll-off on the back. I crush it down the right side over the bunkers and right along the tree line. I hit a fantastic wedge right through the tree leafs onto the green and then I roll in a 30-footer for an awesome birdie.

Hole 13. Longest par 5 on the course. Fairway kicks hard to the right into bunkers and trees. Green is located below fairway level behind a steep bunker and right next to a pond. I have a slight wind at my back and I proceed to CRUSH my drive down the left side of the fairway. It gets a great kick to the right and rolls forever. The tee is set at 509 and my ball end up next to a sprinkler head that reads 166. That's right, bitches! A 343 yard drive! From there I take the dangerous route of hitting a stiff 7-iron with my patented (and unwanted draw) right over the pond and onto the green. Easy two putt from 25 feet. Back-2-back birdies! I am a golf God!!!

Anyway, we had another chance to play and both shot 89. I only had one birdie on that round. Still, two rounds in the 80's is very nice for me. I can only think about what my game would be like if I actually played more often. The funny thing to me is that my distances are increasing to the point where I have no idea what clubs to use anymore. I mean, I used to hit a 7-iron 150 yards on the dot. Now I have to chose between an 8 or a 9. We played a long par 3 that was 188 yard and I hit a soft 5-iron that cleared the green and went into the water behind it. I reloaded with a 6-iron and knocked it to the end of the green. That's about 200+ yards. How is that even possible? Oh well, can't complain about that too much, I guess.

So anyway, that's pretty much it right now. Maybe I'll host next month's game at my place. I will probably be out in the first five minutes an then have to figure out what to do for the rest of the evening.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Stupid Memes

Waffles and Riggs put this one up and even though I pay a shitload in taxes and do not have the right to vote yet, I will still answer these questions. Since I am who I am (and you know what that is) I will mostly answer with questions:

Waffles put up a Meme and I told him I would answer as well....

1. Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Why would I post this if I didn't have the guts to answer?

2. Would you do meth if it was legal?


Why would anyone want to do meth?

3. Abortion: for or against it?


Does anyone have the right to tell a woman what to do with her own body? Is it really our decision to make for her?

4. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Were Maggie Thatcher, Golda Meir or Benazir Bhutto bad heads of state? How much worse than president bush can any woman be? Can the US fail worse at everything it's doing right about now?

5. Do you believe in the death penalty?

Do you think serial killers/rapists/child molesters deserve to live if there is any chance they will kill/rape/molest again?

6. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Why is alcohol legal and marijuana not?

7. Are you for or against premarital sex?

Is there really any way to control raging teenage hormones without causing serious psychological damage? Do you get a little spoon to taste the different ice cream flavors at Baskin-Robbins before you decide which ones you want to get?

8. Do you believe in God?

Do you believe there's a God who would want his creation to suffer so much? Do you believe there's a God who would encourage people to kill other people in his name? Do you believe there's some force in the universe that controls our destiny? Does it really matter?

9. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?


Do you think gays and lesbians should be spared the joy/horror of spending their entire life with the person they love and have the exact same rights as straight married people? Is there any reason to limit people in their quest for happiness?

10. Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?


Why did I have to pay taxes while I waited for years and years to get my green card and these people only have to cross a raging river and run barefoot through the Texas desert in order to live in this country? Why would we give them any rights if they didn't come here legally? Is there still a debate about this topic?

11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?


Doesn't this happen every day in this country? Why not let her legal guardians have a say in what happens? What are the other options?

12. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

How come I grew up in a country that allow you to die for your country and drink alcohol at the same age and I still turned out great? How is it that I don't binge drink or even get drunk very often? Who came up with the brilliant idea of making the drinking age 21 in the first place?

13. Should the war in Iraq be called off?

Will there be another war in it's place? Will it be with Iran? Whatever will we do with all those billions of dollars we spend on this stupid war every single day? Will we be able to handle the fact that no American soldiers come back in boxes because we are trying to get ourselves out of this clusterfuck? Is it even possible to "call-off" a war? Who wrote this stupid questions?

14. Should assisted suicide be legal?

Why would we keep people alive who are in extreme pain and have no quality of life?

15. Do you believe in spanking your children?

Why would I ever want to hit my child? Would you like your children to learn that violence is acceptable at an early age? Would you like that child to grow up and hit you when their older?

16. Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Why the hell not?

17. Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Does it really matter? Does the president have any real power? Does anyone think that Obama can do anything but talk? Can McCain make it through his entire term without keeling over and dying? Why don't we do away with the president position and give power to the people? Do we really need a president?

18. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Does it look like I give a crap?

I don't.